then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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