I feel like I'm in dance class right now
420 ftw
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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