At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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