oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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