I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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