Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
handjob tips. give me some.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Randomize
