Dual....:-)
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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