I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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