Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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