I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Randomize
