He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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