He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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