Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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