lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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