when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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