he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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