and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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