I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
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