He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
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