I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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