is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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