Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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