nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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