i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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