it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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