i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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