Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
