is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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