Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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