hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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