i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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