I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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