I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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