There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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