so that wasnt chicken after all
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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