My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
You were trust falling into bushes
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