We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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