are you so shy because you have an std?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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