his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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