i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
he thought i was a dude.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
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