She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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