It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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