I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Randomize