He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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