i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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