I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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