We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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