we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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