and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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