Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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