they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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