Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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