You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Welp...herpes.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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