You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
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